This guy has too much time.

As you can see, the other Nate Smith has decided to wage war in his “Best Nate Smith Ever” contest. According to his blog, http://www.nateisablog.blogspot.com/, he feels that he is a better Nate Smith because he looks better with a mustache. True, but I need the help of the Breakroom readers.

Nate writes: “Now I realize there are about 9,100 in Indiana who might disagree with me. If you want to defend Big Shot Nate Smith’s honor, I am willing to listen. Post a comment and state your case. There are two things you must do to catapult Big Shot Nate Smith to victory. One is present a picture of BSNS with a mustache that looks more awesome than I do. The other is for 1,000 Washington Times-Herald readers to visit this site. If you do both of these things, I will claim Big Shot Nate Smith as the Best Nate Smith Ever! Good luck! For the 14 of you who are my regular readers, you can check out Big Shot Nate Smith’s writing at this link here.”

I need a mustache or 1,000 of you all. I am also enlisting Todd’s Cyber Press Pass Nation for help. We must not let those who cannot draw mustaches (the right side is longer than the left) prevail!

—Nate Smith

I need your help Breakroom Buds. Some comic named Nate Smith is running a contest for best Nate Smith ever. I e-mailed him and I asked for an honorable mention.

Check out his blog: http://nateisablog.blogspot.com/ and tell him to give me an honorable mention!

—Nate Smith